With the election just around the corner, it seems we won’t see another formal debate between President Donald Trump and Vice President Kamala Harris. So, Fox News host Greg Gutfeld decided to take matters into his own hands and staged a hilarious mock debate.
In this light-hearted showdown, comedian Tyler Fischer took on the role of Trump while Estee Palti portrayed an exaggerated version of Kamala Harris, capturing her awkwardness perfectly.
The Opening Statements
Gutfeld kicked things off by asking both candidates who they would support come November fifth. He noted that with only weeks left until the election, it was time for some fun.
“Vice President Harris,” he asked first, “you’ve been doing a media blitz this week. Do you think it’s helped you with voters?”
Harris responded in her typical fashion—long-winded and filled with odd laughs—talking about her middle-class upbringing and how she connects with Americans through relatable stories about green lawns and celebrity interviews.
“Look at my week! Hurricanes come and go,” she said before launching into bizarre anecdotes that left many wondering what point she was trying to make.
Trump’s Quick Comebacks
When it was Trump’s turn to respond, he didn’t hold back. He joked about how nobody could understand what Harris was saying, comparing her speech to nursery rhymes no one wanted to hear.
“She does a nursery rhyme,” he quipped. “Nobody knows what she says.”
He also pointed out that if given the chance again as president, he’d ensure there were no men in women’s sports—a hot topic among conservatives—and vowed to end “racist DEI,” which stands for Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion initiatives that many believe are divisive rather than unifying.
Promises from Both Sides
As Gutfeld pressed on with questions about their plans if elected again, Harris made some bold claims about free food and housing for illegal migrants right from day one of her administration while American citizens would get abortion rights instead of real solutions to pressing issues like inflation or crime rates.
“On day one,” she declared emphatically multiple times as if repeating herself made it more convincing—free everything for those crossing our borders illegally!
Meanwhile, Trump kept hammering home practical ideas like lowering gas prices and tackling inflation head-on while poking fun at his opponent’s inability to stick to any coherent policy stance over time.
“I’ll threaten you with a good time!” he exclaimed jokingly when discussing economic recovery under his leadership compared to Biden’s current failures.
A Battle of Wits (or Lack Thereof)
The banter continued as Gutfeld asked each candidate tough questions regarding their past decisions. When pressed on why voters should trust her after numerous flip-flops on key issues during her career in politics—including being soft on crime—Harris insisted that coming from a middle-class family gave her values stability despite evidence suggesting otherwise based on previous actions taken throughout various roles held previously within government positions held prior leading up until now today!
Trump jumped in once more claiming she’d changed opinions faster than Joe Biden changes diapers—a jab at both politicians’ perceived lack of consistency—which got quite the laugh from everyone present watching live!
Finally came an interesting exchange where Gutfeld posed whether either candidate posed threats against democracy itself; naturally leaning towards humorously framing Trump’s responses around him potentially sending opponents packing straight behind bars should he regain power again soon enough post-election season wrapping up later this year ahead!
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